Branyolo, neutral male devilish Noob Mode Barb ---------## |%......-,# |....%..|,# |......d|,#### |.....<.|,,,,# |.......|,,,,# |......|###,# --------- #,########## #,,,,,,,,,,# ############ [Branyolo the Complete Scrub] St17 Dx10 Co14 In7 Wi7 Ch5 NooDevMalNeu+U Dlvl:1 *1 HP85(85) Pw3(3) AC7 Exp1 T71 Latest messages The door resists! The door opens. The little dog drops a broadsword {30}. The little dog picks up a broadsword {30}. There is a wall in the way! You see here a tripe ration {0}. l - a tripe ration {0}. There is a wall in the way! You displaced your little dog. You see here a gold piece {0}. (2x) You displaced your little dog. There is a wall in the way! (11x) You displaced your little dog. There is a wall in the way! (2x) You see here a gold piece {0}. 1 gold piece. You see here a broadsword {30}. The little dog picks up a broadsword {30}. # Really quit? WARNING: this will erase your game permanently! [yes/no]? Your inventory Weapons a - the uncursed +0 two-handed sword named fP)4_51}l#mO (weapon in foreclaws) {60} b - an uncursed +0 axe (alternate weapon; not wielded) {24} Armor c - an uncursed +0 ring mail (being worn) {100} Comestibles d - 2 uncursed food rations {0} l - an uncursed tripe ration {0} Scrolls e - 5 uncursed scrolls of healing {0} f - 4 uncursed scrolls of mana {0} g - 3 uncursed scrolls of phase door {0} h - the uncursed scroll of standard id named Cop Skilltab {0} i - an uncursed scroll of standard id {0} j - an uncursed scroll of cure {0} k - an uncursed fireproof scroll of heal other {0} Final attributes You were fervently aligned Your alignment was 10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property at all: glib combat You could not have the double effect of this property: mystery resistance Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 179 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 4 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 28 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 20 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 6 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 96% chance Monsters only dropped their equipment with 91% chance Scroll drop chance was reduced to 93% Wand drop chance was reduced to 93% Amulet drop chance was reduced to 23% Implant drop chance was reduced to 96% Potion drop chance was reduced to 91% Weapon drop chance was reduced to 86% Armor drop chance was reduced to 93% Tool drop chance was reduced to 90% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 78% of the time only Monster death drops spawned with only 91% chance Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: javelin The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: divination spells (turn 21) The following skill became untrainable after a while: lance (turn 31591) Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 0 Your hairstyle was 'messy' and your beard type is 'ronin' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5070 turns ago Your areola diameter was 10 Monster spawn increase started at turn 131963 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 363241 In this game, Eevee's evolution was vaporeon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 4797 Your limit for ascension was at turn 32545828 The monster class that cannot be genocided was troll The monster class that was spawned more often: worm (freq bonus 2) The monster species that spawned more often: very green mimic (freq bonus 60) The monster species that spawned more often: Creosote (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: seldom unselfishly hourly cobblestone (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: cecropia mangier roguing (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: hitherto bastard luxuriant epistolary irresolute shellfire (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: long sinuous tentacle (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: vegetated molesting underhanded decontaminating (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: kelda (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: stylus adept (freq bonus 16) The monster species that spawned more often: forgotten laser (freq bonus 9) The monster species that spawned more often: extra strong garlicator (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: justice keeper (freq bonus 4) The monster species that spawned more often: pit fiend (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: fantastic gelatinous cube (freq bonus 32) The monster species that spawned more often: ach sephirah (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: tenon impressionistic (freq bonus 30) The monster species that spawned more often: venerable dragon (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: dixon fern (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: part yvonne worker (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: real air currenter (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that can turn you to slime when eaten (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that originate from Cataclysm DDA (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monster cars (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: silent monsters (freq bonus 9) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with shock resistance (freq bonus 1) The monster species that never randomly spawned: lake nymph The monster species that never randomly spawned: Nostro The monster species that never randomly spawned: evil crunching The monster species that never randomly spawned: irrelevant monster The monster species that never randomly spawned: simple devil The monster species that never randomly spawned: jambed perfidy The monster species that never randomly spawned: trainmaster pension The monster species that never randomly spawned: preemptively demeriting The monster species that never randomly spawned: playtime cherenkov The monster species that never randomly spawned: metal panther The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: psybeam (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: jasper (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: dilithium crystal (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: jumping (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: trap revealing (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: piercing (Rings) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: eternal liar boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: heavy cobalt ball (Iron balls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: Greta's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: secret whip (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quality axe (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: egoism (Wands, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: rocket (Weapons, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Sonja sneakers (Armor, freq bonus 15) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: lembas wafer (Comestibles, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cloak of fucking (Armor, freq bonus 94) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of badness (Implants, freq bonus 34) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of opaque thoughts (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: gray dragon scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 20) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: weapon sign (Armor, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Lou's jewel (Gems, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: loadstone (Gems, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: using hazard (Rings, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: petrifyium bar (Weapons, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: cruncher helmet (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fluckering boots (Armor, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of stoicism (Implants, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: defensive fireball (Spellbooks, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: quhab (Weapons, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Armor (freq bonus 41) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: enlighten (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: summon monster trap The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: unlucky trap (freq bonus 6) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 128 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 84 Traps were extra hard to find 12% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 472 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was -2 Constitution training was 3 Your sanity was 0 Current weather was overcast You had 1000 alla remaining You were fire resistant You were poison resistant You were level-drain resistant You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having glib combat (0) You were suffering from a magic vacuum You were being fucked over You had infravision You had 1427 points of nutrition remaining Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 5 spells Your pantheon consisted of P-Point, I Have To Reload and Upper Failure Kornop Your deity was I Have To Reload The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.6 (7f71e5de) - last build Sun Jul 20 05:21:26 2025. You played for 0:12:30 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (138) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status berserk 1X Prepared(0) appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Scrolls scroll of healing (LIVING SALT SHAKER) scroll of mana (ASTRO TRAIN A1D TO PARIS EST) scroll of phase door (F4 E6 G4 DH4PLUSPLUS FOOLS MATE) scroll of standard id (ROBLOX HACKER MAN) scroll of cure (ZAL BALAMAON EIEOY) scroll of heal other (MOMOMO MELASOUT PEU PHRE) * scroll of extra healing (SLAM ROBUSTNESS BODY TO ENEMY SERIOUS) * scroll of greater mana restoration (I SHIT ON YOUR STUPID ACCUSATION OF SEXISM) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 10 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new devil 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) missile weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) weight lifting [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-weapon combat [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) pick-axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) short sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) scimitar [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) saber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) club [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) paddle [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) trident [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills (none) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills high heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polymorphing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) spirituality [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) petkeeping [Restricted] (max Restricted) (1 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sexy flats [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) memorization [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) squeaking [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form I (Shii-Cho) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form II (Makashi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form III (Soresu) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VI (Niman) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Vaapad) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 4: wedge heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) riding [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) knife [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) quarterstaff [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) polearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) javelin [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lance [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) sling [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) firearms [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) shuriken [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boomerang [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) venom [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) boulder-throwing [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) whip [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) lightsaber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) divination spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) protection spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) occult spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye Branyolo the Noob Mode Barb... 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