somebodytolove, chaotic female expert Yautja ---- |}@| |7}| ---- [Somebodyt the Unblooded] St16 Dx16 Co19 In10 Wi6 Ch6 YauExpFemCha Spa:41 $0 HP22(22) Pw7(7) AC-6 Exp1 T1 Latest messages Hello somebodytolove, welcome to SlashEMExtended! You are a chaotic female expert Yautja. You are playing 'Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:39:46 2025.' on a public server. For game discussion, bug reports etc. join the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera. You should absolutely do that, unless you want to figure out this complex game on your own. Amy and other players will be glad to give you advice! IMPORTANT ADVICE FOR NEWBIES: The default control scheme on this server is vikeys (hjklyubn), which is borderline unplayable :-P You may want to switch to the *number pad*. I've created an easy way to achieve that: press Shift-O during the first 50 game turns to get a dialogue that allows you to switch, then you no longer need to wonder why the number pad keys only display 'Count: 22222' or some such garbage, but will be able to actually move. Seasoned players may add OPTIONS=number_pad:2 to their config file to turn the number pad on by default, or OPTIONS=nonumpadmessage to turn this reminder message off. Message of the day: The #monster command has been improved considerably and is now a menu that presents all the available abilities. Feel free to use it and tell me what you think. There is a staircase up here. You see here 573 buckazoids {0}. You find yourself in a derelict spaceship. In order to get out, you have to make it at least to the bottom of the Sewer Plant. But watch out: once you leave, the monster difficulty inside the Space Base and its sub-branches will increase to reflect its actual depth. Attention, main weather broadcast coming in: The sky is cloudy. Sorry, but this version of SLASH'EM Extended is outdated. Your current game ends now. Please start a new game on the up-to-date version, because this old version exists only to allow players to finish old runs and you don't seem to have an old savegame. If you feel that this is in error, get on the #em.slashem.me IRC channel on Libera and complain to Amy. Final attributes You have transgressed Your alignment was -10 Your max alignment was 10 You carried 0 sins You could not have this property extrinsically: double attacks Scroll identification only worked 100 times out of 146 Potion identification only worked 3 times out of 8 Ring identification only worked 4 times out of 7 Implant identification only worked 1 times out of 20 Wand identification only worked 3 times out of 23 Armor identification only worked 15 times out of 78 Spellbook identification only worked 2 times out of 16 Tool identification only worked 5 times out of 9 Monsters only dropped their musable items with 82% chance Musable item generation frequency had a negative bias of 20% Potion drop chance was reduced to 99% Food drop chance was reduced to 96% Shop item generation was reduced to 87% Concealing monsters were spawned underneath items 83% of the time only Mastering the following skill taught you the hidden power: gun control The following skill could not be trained at all: venom The following skill was trained at one fifth the usual rate: quarterstaff The following skill was limited to basic proficiency: protection spells The following skill was limited to skilled proficiency: elemental spells The following skill became untrainable if you tried to train it too early: riding (turn 17) The following skill couldn't be trained before a certain turn number is reached: long sword (turn 55780) The following skill became harder to train at higher skill levels: body spells Monster spawn rate multiplier was currently 100 Number of artifacts generated was 0 Number of fake artifacts generated was 3 Your hairstyle was 'bonnet mouse' Your current martial arts style was 'brawling' Your amount of casino chips was 0 The last time you got a new haircut was 5000 turns ago Your areola diameter was 12 Monster spawn increase started at turn 67079 Monster spawn increase reached its maximum at turn 392931 In this game, Eevee's evolution was flareon Maximum amount of combined random monster spawn freqs was 9605 Your limit for ascension was at turn 3513416 The monster class that cannot be genocided was unicorn or horse The monster class that was spawned more often: lich (freq bonus 3) The monster color that was spawned more often: yellow (freq bonus 8) The monster species that spawned more often: blackout stalk (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: oarsman restyle (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: giant tree rat (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: oh shit (freq bonus 72) The monster species that spawned more often: dyllmwyn wgat (freq bonus 24) The monster species that spawned more often: populate packing (freq bonus 12) The monster species that spawned more often: tar warp fungus (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: fighool sephirah (freq bonus 14) The monster species that spawned more often: little leprechaun (freq bonus 10) The monster species that spawned more often: osteotome caulking humidfied irremovable entanglement spirochete (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: future nun (freq bonus 5) The monster species that spawned more often: weaponbearing lion (freq bonus 15) The monster species that spawned more often: failure generator (freq bonus 7) The monster species that spawned more often: serh (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: gnomish sanetaker (freq bonus 18) The monster species that spawned more often: gang scholar (freq bonus 48) The monster species that spawned more often: throat dwight tray (freq bonus 6) The monster species that spawned more often: real impact hound (freq bonus 20) The monster species that spawned more often: normgrue (freq bonus 64) The monster species that spawned more often: matic gopher (freq bonus 72) The monster trait that was more common: monsters with bleedout attacks (freq bonus 8) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that count as bats (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks levelport you, or drain your levels if you can't levelport (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks wrap around and drown you (freq bonus 3) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks calm you (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks increase your technique timeouts (freq bonus 2) The monster trait that was more common: monsters that have gaze attacks (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks cause gravity to warp around you (freq bonus 1) The monster trait that was more common: monsters whose attacks do random things (freq bonus 4) The monster species that never randomly spawned: alignment serigraphy The monster species that never randomly spawned: massive bat The monster species that never randomly spawned: immunizing inauguration inebriate permutation The monster species that never randomly spawned: baby monkey The monster species that never randomly spawned: lost soul The monster species that never randomly spawned: reaccredit valid hydric The monster species that never randomly spawned: country trooper The monster species that never randomly spawned: dark ray The monster species that never randomly spawned: wine ghost The monster species that never randomly spawned: star vampire The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: implant of queeb butt (Implants) The RNG hath decreed that this item was never generated: corpse (Comestibles) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: hyper blue stone (Gems, freq bonus 16) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: amulet of leech (Amulets, freq bonus 17) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: steel whip (Weapons, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: helm of lawful (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: pick-axe (Tools, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: crystal helm (Armor, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: silver shield (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: nether beam (Spellbooks, freq bonus 21) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: implant of nirvana (Implants, freq bonus 8) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: long pole (Weapons, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: harmonium gauntlets (Armor, freq bonus 9) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: icky shield (Armor, freq bonus 11) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: objection (Wands, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: Gudrun wedge sandals (Armor, freq bonus 6) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: wereform stone (Gems, freq bonus 2) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: secret sound whip (Weapons, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: fang of apep (Weapons, freq bonus 10) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: summon undead (Wands, freq bonus 3) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: soft sneakers (Armor, freq bonus 7) The RNG hath decreed that this item was generated more often: scale mail (Armor, freq bonus 5) The RNG hath decreed that this item class was generated more often: Spellbooks (freq bonus 82) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: lightless boots (Armor) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: invisibility (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: Nelly's jewel (Gems) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: banishing fear (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: particle cannon (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: solar beam (Wands) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: chitin whip (Weapons) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: moorland (Scrolls) The RNG hath decreed that this item was always generated cursed: defensive fireball (Spellbooks) The RNG hath decreed that this trap was always invisible: antje trap 2 The RNG hath decreed that this trap was generated more often: gender trap (freq bonus 2) Trap randomization happened for 1 in 425 traps Traps were spawned invisible 1 times in 82 Traps were extra hard to find 7% of the time Next attribute increase check would have come at turn 319 Strength training was 0 Dexterity training was 0 Wisdom training was 1 Constitution training was 0 Your sanity was 0 You had 1000 alla remaining You had not decided on your sexuality yet You were prevented from having double attacks (0) You had infravision You had 1500 points of nutrition remaining You had psi resistance Your luck was zero Your health bonus was zero Your mana bonus was zero You had spell retention for remembering 25 spells Your pantheon consisted of Macbeth, Zoness and Titania Your deity was Titania The version you were playing was: Unix SlashEMExtended Version 2.9.5 (6ddaa14a) - last build Fri Jul 11 12:39:46 2025. You played for 0:00:20 hours (this value may or may not be correct) You could not have safely prayed (87) You survived You didn't know any spells. Techniques known in the end Name Level Status appraisal 1 R Prepared(0) panic digging 1 R Prepared(0) phase door 1 R Prepared(0) invoke deity 1 R Prepared(0) buc test 1 R Prepared(0) Discoveries Weapons scimitar (curved sword) Scrolls scroll of teleportation (YOU NEVER HIT MONSTERS IN K MEASURER BUT THEY ALWAYS HIT YOU FOR MAX DAMAGE) scroll of healing (THIS SCROLL DOES NOT REALLY EXIST ITS JUST AN ILLUSION) scroll of mana (MA ARACHNID) scroll of phase door (CRASH EM EXTENDED COREDUMPS) scroll of standard id (MILK GIRL CALCULATION) scroll of cure (SULKEMISAIKA) scroll of heal other (THREW THE PIN INSTEAD OF THE GRENADE) * scroll of extra healing (STAT CANT DEBASE BY EN) * scroll of greater mana restoration (THE FOOCUBUS USES A RAPE ATTACK) Venoms * blinding venom (splash of venom) * tail spikes (splash of venom) * faerie floss rhing (splash of venom) * acid venom (splash of venom) * physio venom (splash of venom) * segfault venom (splash of venom) Dungeon overview The Dungeons of Doom: level 1 Level 1: Space Base: level 41 Level 41: <- You are here Voluntary challenges You went without food You were an atheist You never prayed to the gods You never hit with a wielded weapon You were a pacifist You were illiterate You never genocided any monsters You never polymorphed an object You never changed form You used no wishes You remained celibate You applied items 0 times You experienced the healing effects of unicorn horns 0 times You created 0 items with the magic marker You created 0 items with the chemistry set You quaffed 0 potions You zapped wands 0 times You read scrolls 0 times You read spellbooks 0 times You successfully cast spells 0 times You failed to cast a spell 0 times You attempted to cast forgotten spells 0 times You used the invocation effects of artifacts 0 times You used techniques 0 times You phase doored 0 times You teleported 0 times You levelported 0 times You branchported 0 times You were banished 0 times You were punished 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 pets You suffered from amnesia 0 times You had a minimum alignment of 0 You had a maximum alignment of 0 You had a maximum sanity of 0 You had a maximum contamination of 0 You successfully searched for traps 0 times You successfully searched for doors or corridors 0 times You heard farting noises 0 times You heard crapping noises 0 times You listened to conversion sermon 0 times You heard the frightening wouwou taunts 0 times You heard superman taunts 0 times You inhaled scentful feminine perfume 0 times You got your nuts kicked 0 times You got hit in the breasts 0 times You saved the game 0 times You encountered the ragnarok event 0 times You had your data deleted 0 times You encountered the curse items effect 0 times You triggered nasty traps 0 times You triggered feminism traps 0 times You had to read random messages 0 times You saw 0 monsters come out of portals You gained intrinsics from eating corpses 0 times You purchased shopkeeper services 0 times You had the kops called on you 0 times You solved 0 captchas You failed to solve a captcha 0 times You correctly answered 0 quiz questions You incorrectly answered 0 quiz questions You had the reality altered 0 times You picked 0 locks You converted 0 altars You had your items stolen 0 times You got poisoned 0 times You gained 0 extra hit points from nurses You purchased nurse services 0 times You scared 0 monsters with Elbereth engravings You had your items disenchanted 0 times You permanently lost stat points 0 times You got whacked or kicked by female shoes 0 times You forced farmland tiles out of existence 0 times You dissipated nether mist 0 times You mulched 0 ranged weapon ammos You used up 0 grams of gunpowder You recharged your items 0 times You made offerings to the gods 0 times You used the force against an enemy 0 times You bashed hostile butt cheeks 0 times You kicked monsters 0 times You kicked doors or locked containers 0 times You fumbled 0 times You wrested wands 0 times You lost 0 items to fire damage You lost 0 items to cold damage You lost 0 items to shock damage You lost 0 items to poison damage You dug with digging tools 0 times You dug out grave walls 0 times You chopped down 0 trees You bashed down 0 sets of iron bars You interacted with fountains 0 times You sat on a throne 0 times You interacted with a sink 0 times You interacted with a toilet 0 times You invoked a pentagram 0 times You interacted with a well 0 times You interacted with a poisoned well 0 times You slept in a bed 0 times You slept on a mattress 0 times You landed 0 critical hits You stole goods worth 0 zorkmids You let monsters dig out 0 wall tiles You untrapped 0 traps You had to read longing messages 0 times You had to mourn the death of 0 symbiotes You got sick from food poisoning 0 times You got sick from illness 0 times You got slimed 0 times You got stoned 0 times You broke 0 items due to polymorphing into bad monsters You allowed monsters to quaff 0 potions You allowed monsters to read 0 scrolls You allowed monsters to zap 0 wands You saw demons being gated in 0 times You saw demon lords being gated in 0 times You saw demon princes being gated in 0 times You were blasted by artifacts 0 times You allowed monsters to eat metallic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat lithic items 0 times You allowed monsters to eat organic items 0 times You allowed allivores to eat items 0 times You had your possessions unidentify themselves 0 times You became dehydrated 0 times You had your luck roll over 0 times You experienced confused scroll effects 0 times You quaffed non-working potions 0 times You encountered stairs traps 0 times You lost intrinsics 0 times You randomly revealed 0 traps You got hit by bad effects 0 times You got hit by really bad effects 0 times You experienced good effects 0 times You had 0 items teleported out of your inventory You encountered 0 bones levels You had to read insults against your momma 0 times You were forced to equip bad items 0 times You were forced to equip bad artifacts 0 times You were forced to equip bad high heels 0 times You encountered appearance shuffling 0 times You got affected by the dirty mysterious dirt force full of dirt 0 times You were caught by the manler 0 times You broke wands 0 times You performed alchemy 0 times You destroyed 0 hostile weapons You felt like a new expert 0 times You allowed 0 eggs to hatch You wiped your face 0 times You acquired 0 items You were a cannibal 0 times You gained intrinsics from eating jewelry 0 times You threw 0 potions You allowed monsters to throw 0 potions You leveled past the maximum experience level 0 times You vomited 0 times You were low on health 0 times You were down to your last hit point 0 times You contracted lycanthropy 0 times You won 0 blackjack games You were subjected to the blackjack dealer's cheating 0 times You suffered from covid-19 symptoms 0 times You received a covid-19 antidote 0 times You sniffed worn socks 0 times You sniffed worn pants 0 times You were photographed by monsters 0 times You had your weapons dull 0 times You had your armors dull 0 times You killed 0 monsters with your symbiote's attacks You cleaned 0 pairs of shoes for Sing You refused to clean shoes for Sing 0 times You obtained 0 trophies You enjoyed Elif's treatment 0 times You angered the women 0 times You failed to dance properly 0 times You had your shoes damaged by evil birds 0 times You were annoyed by Verena 0 times You visited the public toilet 0 times You were forced to step into shit 0 times You were prevented from attacking women 0 times You had monsters trigger feminism traps for you 0 times You heard clacking high heel noises 0 times You were bundled by Friederike 0 times You had your shoes turn into beautiful missys 0 times You had May-Britt steal your items 0 times You triggered the girls' nasty shield 0 times You escaped past messages 0 times (hint: doing that too often can result in you skipping crucially important messages and being screwed over unexpectedly) You used the cheater prayer 0 times Your skills at the end (2 slots left) Fighting Skills bare-handed combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) high heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) general combat [Basic] (max Master) (20 of 160) body armor [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) two-handed weapons [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polymorphing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spirituality [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) petkeeping [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sexy flats [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) memorization [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) squeaking [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form I (Shii-Cho) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form II (Makashi) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form III (Soresu) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VI (Niman) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) form VII (Vaapad) [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) type 4: wedge heels [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) riding [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Weapon Skills dagger [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) knife [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) axe [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) broadsword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) long sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) two-handed sword [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) scimitar [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) club [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) mace [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) morning star [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) flail [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) hammer [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) quarterstaff [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) polearms [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) spear [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) javelin [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) lance [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) sling [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) firearms [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) shuriken [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boomerang [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) venom [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) boulder-throwing [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) whip [Basic] (max Expert) (20 of 160) lightsaber [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Spellcasting Skills divination spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) protection spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) occult spells [Unskilled] (max Expert) (0 of 20) Hidden Skills form IX (Hunk) Unskilled 0 form X (Kliu) Unskilled 0 form XI (Aldebaran) Unskilled 0 form XII (Polgo) Unskilled 0 form XIII (Firga) Unskilled 0 type 5: columnar heels Unskilled 0 Restricted Skills shield [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) devices [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) searching [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) missile weapons [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) techniques [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) implants [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) gun control [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) symbiosis [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) weight lifting [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form IV (Ataru) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Shien) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form V (Djem So) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VII (Juyo) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) form VIII (Wedi) [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 1: stiletto heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 2: cone heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) type 3: block heels [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) martial arts [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) two-weapon combat [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) pick-axe [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) short sword [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) saber [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) paddle [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) orb [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) claw [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) grinder [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) trident [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) bow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) crossbow [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) dart [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) unicorn horn [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) attack spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) healing spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) enchantment spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) body spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) elemental spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) chaos spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) matter spells [Restricted] (max Restricted) (0 of 500) Goodbye somebodytolove the Yautja... 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